shiza

me and my friends say it and there is nothing wrong with it and it doesnt mean **** we use it as an exspression
shiza lizzie, shiza krysta, and shiza thomas
by lizzie March 09, 2005
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mormons

How can someone even mock a religion they dont even know about? I will give you 13 beleifs the mormons beleive in.

1. We Believe in god the eternal father, in his son jesus christ, and in the holy ghost.
2. we beleive that men will be punished for their own sins and not for adam's transgression.
3. We beleive that through the atonement of christ all mankind maybe saved by obidence to the laws and ordinances of the gospel.
4. WE ebelevei that the first principles and ordinances of the gospel are, first Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, 2nd Repentance; 3rd Baptism by immersion for the remission of sins; 4th laying on of hands for the girlf ot he holy ghost.
5. We beleive that a man must be called of god by prophecy and by the laying on of hands by those who are in authority to preach the gospel and minister in the ordincances thereof.
6. We beleve in the same organization that exsisted in the primitive chruch, namely apostles, prophets, pastors, teahers, evangelists, and so forth.
7. We beleive in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions, healing, interpretation of tongues, and so forth.
8. we beleive in the bible to the be the word of god as far as it is translated correctly; we also beleive in the book of mormon to be the word of god.
9. we beleive all that god has revealed, all that he does now reveal, and we belvei that he wil yet reveal many great important thing pertaining to the kingdom of god.
10. we believe in the literal gathering of israel and in the restoration of the Ten Tribes; that zion (the new jerusalem) will be built upon the American continent; that christ will reign personally upon the earth and, that the earth will be renewed and recieve it paradisiacal glory.
11. We claim the privilege of worshipping Almight God according to the dictates of our own conscience and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.
12. we beleive in the being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrated, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.
13. We beleive in being honest true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed we may say we fallow the admonition of Paul--we beleive all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. if there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.


*Joseph Smith*
by Lizzie January 25, 2004
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BD

Don't worry, it's no BD.
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Cino Gino

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE lizzies watyacall it
hey cino gino....
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
by Lizzie February 10, 2004
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TFO

Totally Freak Out

Was used on the show Lizzie McGuire
My mom TFOed when she saw my nose ring.
by Lizzie October 06, 2004
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scrunter

a woman who is so ugly that to call her a munter would be an understatement
oh my god, that is a scrunter
by lizzie March 07, 2004
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lizards

Shape shifting human-lizard hybrids.
Generally heads of state, captains of industry, members of secret fraternal or black ops organizations. Not to be messed with.
I've also looked at Icke's writings, and the Bush family and many members of his cabinet, together with the royal heads of Europe and many members of Kalifornia's Bohemian Club all qualify as members of the shape shifting lizard-human hybrid family. The Queen Mother was supposed to be gargantuan and especially fierce when in her lizard form.
by lizzie February 19, 2005
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