foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

clingone

An acquaintance that won't leave, despite several obvious hints....and then they do, and they're gone!

Good grief! I'm so tired, so glad they left, those friends of yours are clingones.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 11, 2016

bingasm

N. (1) The violent shudders and perspiration of the person winning the bingo game, resembling a sexual orgasm.

Those church ladies at the Saturday night bingo games love their bingasms.
LIstening to the church ladies' bingasms cracks me up!
I think granny bingasmed when they called B-7.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 08, 2019

Catalanche

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

quintity

N- five of something

My friends and I are a quintity to be reckoned with.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

labraphobia

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 09, 2016

shibang

When you fuck a woman (or man) in their dirty ass and you both end up covered in shit.

Beth and I had a "shibang" and now we have to change the sheets!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 02, 2016