Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

nimbility

n. fluid, mobile, flexible

The girls showed greater nimbility on the high ropes course than the boys.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

shibang

When you fuck a woman (or man) in their dirty ass and you both end up covered in shit.

Beth and I had a "shibang" and now we have to change the sheets!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 2, 2016

cuntopian

adj. A society or organization ruled by angry women

If Hillary had won, we would surely live in a cuntopian society

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

drop Timmy in the well

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you please excuse me while I drop Timmy in the well?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

labraphobia

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016