Definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

fecal colony by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

clingone 

An acquaintance that won't leave, despite several obvious hints....and then they do, and they're gone!

Good grief! I'm so tired, so glad they left, those friends of yours are clingones.

clingone by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 11, 2016

dutch diver 

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

dutch diver by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

shumb 

When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on the side of your thumb.

That dude came out of the bathroom stall and he had a Shumb and didn't even know it!

shumb by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

labraphobia 

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

labraphobia by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

gefluffle 

To become tongue tied, made speechless, to have your train of thought derailed in the middle of a conversation

Every time he gets observed, he becomes gefluffled and loses his audience.

gefluffle by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

shibang 

When you fuck a woman (or man) in their dirty ass and you both end up covered in shit.

Beth and I had a "shibang" and now we have to change the sheets!

shibang by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 2, 2016