Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

Catalanche

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

cuntopian

adj. A society or organization ruled by angry women

If Hillary had won, we would surely live in a cuntopian society

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

shumb

When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on the side of your thumb.

That dude came out of the bathroom stall and he had a Shumb and didn't even know it!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

Flatudor

A labrador with really bad gas

After Nikki ate the baked beans, she became a flatudor and had to sleep downstairs.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

labraphobia

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016