42 definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

cuntsecutive

A bitchy woman who is an executive at a firm

My boss is a certified cuntsecutive!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 10, 2016

clingone

An acquaintance that won't leave, despite several obvious hints....and then they do, and they're gone!

Good grief! I'm so tired, so glad they left, those friends of yours are clingones.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 12, 2016

hysturgical

ADJ: a word to describe a hysterical surgeon.

When Dr. Smith is in the OR, he is hysturgical.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Cunning Linguist

One who has a sharp tongue, has a mastery of words, and is quick with a remark or comeback.

Don't fall for her sales pitch as she is a cunning linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Lyngnastics

The exercise of making up new words for Urban Dictionary.

My girlfriend and I do Lyngnastics for fun and to keep our tongues in shape.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

bingasm

N. (1) The violent shudders and perspiration of the person winning the bingo game, resembling a sexual orgasm.

Those church ladies at the Saturday night bingo games love their bingasms.
LIstening to the church ladies' bingasms cracks me up!
I think granny bingasmed when they called B-7.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 8, 2019