Definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

nimbility

n. fluid, mobile, flexible

The girls showed greater nimbility on the high ropes course than the boys.

nimbility by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

zorch 

The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.

Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.

zorch by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

traffucked 

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

traffucked by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

labralingus 

The act of having a labrador lick the girlie bits, kind of like cunnilingus, but not.

I came home to find my wife in bed with the dog and a jar of peanut butter, and they were both enjoying labralingus!

labralingus by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

turdulent 

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.

His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

turdulent by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

Shitopia 

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

Shitopia by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

criver 

n. a flowing waterway that is too big to be considered a 'creek', but too small to be considered a 'river'....therefore, a mingling of the two words to define this size waterway.

Our property was large, backed by a steep slope and boulders in the back and falling to a lovely little criver in the front, where we could watch the herons fishing.

criver by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016