Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

Kardashiots

N-(1) crazed followers of the Kardashian family (2) The Kardashian family members

The Kardashiots made the front page, again.
Her conversation is full of references to that family, she's such a Kardashiot.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

smocused

Smoking certain types of marijuana that enable acute focus on the task.

I have a whole lot of paperwork to do, so let me get smocused here.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

cuntopian

adj. A society or organization ruled by angry women

If Hillary had won, we would surely live in a cuntopian society

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

shibang

When you fuck a woman (or man) in their dirty ass and you both end up covered in shit.

Beth and I had a "shibang" and now we have to change the sheets!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 2, 2016

drop Timmy in the well

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you please excuse me while I drop Timmy in the well?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019