Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

hysturgical

ADJ: a word to describe a hysterical surgeon.

When Dr. Smith is in the OR, he is hysturgical.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

gemocide

N: the act of buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, signaling the end of bachelorhood.

I heard that Jimmy committed gemocide with his girlfriend the other day.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

smocused

Smoking certain types of marijuana that enable acute focus on the task.

I have a whole lot of paperwork to do, so let me get smocused here.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

quintity

N- five of something

My friends and I are a quintity to be reckoned with.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

cuntsecutive

A bitchy woman who is an executive at a firm

My boss is a certified cuntsecutive!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

twerple

A raspberry performed on the lower belly.

In bed last night she gave me a twerple.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019