labraphobia

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 10, 2016

cuntsecutive

A bitchy woman who is an executive at a firm

My boss is a certified cuntsecutive!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

criver

n. a flowing waterway that is too big to be considered a 'creek', but too small to be considered a 'river'....therefore, a mingling of the two words to define this size waterway.

Our property was large, backed by a steep slope and boulders in the back and falling to a lovely little criver in the front, where we could watch the herons fishing.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

gemocide

N: the act of buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, signaling the end of bachelorhood.

I heard that Jimmy committed gemocide with his girlfriend the other day.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

drop Timmy in the well

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you please excuse me while I drop Timmy in the well?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

gefluffle

To become tongue tied, made speechless, to have your train of thought derailed in the middle of a conversation

Every time he gets observed, he becomes gefluffled and loses his audience.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 10, 2016

Barketing

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019