Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

Barketing

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Enginerd

A very dorky engineer

Bob is an Enginerd with no sense of humor!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Cunning Linguist

One who has a sharp tongue, has a mastery of words, and is quick with a remark or comeback.

Don't fall for her sales pitch as she is a cunning linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

gefluffle

To become tongue tied, made speechless, to have your train of thought derailed in the middle of a conversation

Every time he gets observed, he becomes gefluffled and loses his audience.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

sink the eight ball

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019