Urban Linguist

One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary

In my spare time I am an urban linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

gemocide

N: the act of buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, signaling the end of bachelorhood.

I heard that Jimmy committed gemocide with his girlfriend the other day.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

drop Timmy in the well

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you please excuse me while I drop Timmy in the well?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

gefluffle

To become tongue tied, made speechless, to have your train of thought derailed in the middle of a conversation

Every time he gets observed, he becomes gefluffled and loses his audience.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 10, 2016

Barketing

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

sink the eight ball

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Pervacious

Actions that would be deemed as perverted. A personality trait that has a perverted slant.

Bob is Pervacious and makes my girlfriend uncomfortable.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019