Liz's definitions

thong

Thong is a sexy piece of underwear also known as ass floss.

Mandy loves to wear thongs. It is her favorite piece of underwear.

by Liz August 21, 2004

Jebiesz jeze

"You fuck hedgehogs" in polish

Doesn't it speak for itself?

Jebiesz jeze!

by Liz January 9, 2004

concuboy

a boy who is my bitch; the guy version of concubine

Dude, you have that guy so whipped. He is such your concuboy

by Liz December 14, 2003

Shiza

another way to say "oh-my-goodness" or "wow"

"Shiza look at that guy!"

by Liz September 14, 2003

cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.

Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.

by liz December 31, 2003

The Shoebox Project

The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.

"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.

by Liz February 14, 2005

comb-over

What middle-aged men that are going bald do to "camoflauge" their big gaping bald spot. Not very sucsessful

Why do people think comb-overs make them look less bald?

by Liz December 25, 2003