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treacled 

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To have extensive diarrhoea, usually accidently and in a public place
Temple ate his dads curry and later the poor guy just couldnt make it in time and treacled his underwear

Nice....
treacled by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 16, 2005
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crazy frog 

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Jamster ringtone used as a chav mating call.

I have never wanted to peel a frog and roll it in salt so much.
Ba - ding - ding - erggghhhhharghhhhh!!!

Sorted
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icq 

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An Internet Relay Chat programme which sucks quite frankly. Started off as a good alternative to MSN but now gets swamped by Turkish pervs, bogus internet joblinks and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain.
My advice - get a life
icq by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 9, 2005
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Bare butt boogie 

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To bare your bum (or flip a moonie) to a passerby and give it a jiggle whilst you are at it
Dammit, I had to stop Al from doing the bare butt boogie at all those chinese tourists yesterday
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Space Cakes 

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Cookie/brownie crammed full of dope
Mrs Smith took some space cakes to her local church coffee morning and the whole congregation was as stoned as a rats arse
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oatmeal life 

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To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing
Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You
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spaghetti brain 

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A state of mind where you are suffering from information overload or are in such a confused emotional state that you cant think straight

Knotty, wet and messy - you dont wanna be in that state for long, lifes too short
I just crammed all my revising for the year in one day - I know have a bad case of 'spaghetti brain.'

I have spent all day with Angela and she is just such hard work. She has given me 'spaghetti brain' thats for sure.
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