Little Joe McCarthy Boyd's definitions

He's her lobster

explicative, 1. a phrase used to designate approval of a particular couple's relationship. Lobsters supposedly mate for life.
Also- "She's his lobster"; although, as male lobsters probably ascribe to this rule less often than female lobsters, it is probably more appropriate to think of Ross as being made for Rachel rather than Rachel being made for Ross.

"See, he's her lobster."
- Phoebe, FRIENDS

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd September 5, 2005

I.D.10-T

noun, 1. nerdspeak for idiot, "ID10T."

I told you not to let the office manager touch anything that uses electricity! That I.D.10-T pushed the reset button on the server.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005

Ten Beans

adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dude, that chick is totally Ten Beans.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005

valmorification

noun, 1. the condition of having become different.
-see also valmorpharized.
-see also valmorphanized.

"The valmorification worked!"
-TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

blabbittyhoo

noun, 1. what you don't hear when you aren't paying attention.

When whatshisface started talking about the whoseiwhatsits, it was all blabbittyhoo to me.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd September 5, 2005

novusalerecon

noun, 1. a person having the traits of a conservative, persisting from an earlier time while having been known of or exhibited for a short time in recent history. 2. an ultra right wing, constitutional constructionist, commie-hating, fundamentalist, God-fearing, uber-nationalist, antidiversity, non-multiculturalist, war mongering, crusader, zionist, hegemonic, capitalist, red-baiting, jingoist, gun nut extremist.

The novusalerecons are always fighting with the neocons and the paleocons.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd December 28, 2005

valmorphanize

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.

verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 28, 2005