Definitions by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd

novusalerecon 

noun, 1. a person having the traits of a conservative, persisting from an earlier time while having been known of or exhibited for a short time in recent history. 2. an ultra right wing, constitutional constructionist, commie-hating, fundamentalist, God-fearing, uber-nationalist, antidiversity, non-multiculturalist, war mongering, crusader, zionist, hegemonic, capitalist, red-baiting, jingoist, gun nut extremist.

The novusalerecons are always fighting with the neocons and the paleocons.

novusalerecon by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd December 28, 2005

He's her lobster 

explicative, 1. a phrase used to designate approval of a particular couple's relationship. Lobsters supposedly mate for life.
Also- "She's his lobster"; although, as male lobsters probably ascribe to this rule less often than female lobsters, it is probably more appropriate to think of Ross as being made for Rachel rather than Rachel being made for Ross.

"See, he's her lobster."
- Phoebe, FRIENDS

He's her lobster by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd September 5, 2005

blabbittyhoo 

noun, 1. what you don't hear when you aren't paying attention.

When whatshisface started talking about the whoseiwhatsits, it was all blabbittyhoo to me.

blabbittyhoo by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd September 5, 2005

Ten Beans 

adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dude, that chick is totally Ten Beans.

Ten Beans by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005

I.D.10-T 

noun, 1. nerdspeak for idiot, "ID10T."

I told you not to let the office manager touch anything that uses electricity! That I.D.10-T pushed the reset button on the server.

I.D.10-T by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005

valmorification

noun, 1. the condition of having become different.
-see also valmorpharized.
-see also valmorphanized.

"The valmorification worked!"
-TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE

valmorification by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

valmorpharize 

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.

If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

valmorpharize by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005