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bedlife

Spending more time than usual in bed, not necessarily asleep. Mostly used to describe someone who usually sleeps at night, but spends time during waking hours in bed as well.
My wife wasn't feeling well yesterday so she had a bedlife day!
by Little Computer Nerd June 22, 2009
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Indian Taker

The opposite of Indian Giver.

Used to describe the act of asking for something, then saying you don't want it yet.
Me: My wife asked for some help moving some stuff around, then said when I went to help that she didn't want it yet.
My friend: She's such an Indian Taker
by Little Computer Nerd December 18, 2009
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Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm
Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!
by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010
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Morse code toilet paper

The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
by Little Computer Nerd June 18, 2010
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chocpile

A stockpile of chocolate, usually stashed away in a cupboard for Christmas.
I opened the cupboard and the chocpile fell on me. Luckily I was able to reach my mobile phone and call for help.
by Little Computer Nerd December 19, 2011
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year debt

Taken from the phrase year dot, year debt refers to a year when you've got lots of debt to pay back, especially after having a merry cashmas.
Man I had a fabulous Cashmas, but now I'm back to year debt!
by Little Computer Nerd December 20, 2009
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Morrisons dancing

This is Morris dancing performed in a particular British supermarket, namely Morrison's.
Did you see those people Morrisons dancing by the deli counter?
by Little Computer Nerd November 25, 2011
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