Little City Band's definitions

Cumgun

penis

Whomever Lorena Bobbit marries next is gonna have to keep a close eye on his cumgun.

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

Pedaphile

The technical term for a sneaker enthusiast, or sneakerhead

I like movies, which makes me a cinephile. John likes hi-fi sound, so he’s an audiophile. You’re into sneakers; you’re a pedaphile.

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

turn out

(v.i.) a combination of the expressions "turn up" and "put out"; to let loose and party with the aim of getting laid.

It's New Year's, I'm still sober, and my pussy's collecting dust—I need to TURN OUT!

by Little City Band May 30, 2018

bungus

bingus bongus; bumbus

a bepis bungus bingus.

by Little City Band April 28, 2022

Golden shower

A shower made of gold!

Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!

by Little City Band September 26, 2018

whiting out

to intoxicate oneself enough to go to White Castle (often leads one to sign up for exclusive deals and offers they would otherwise decline)

I hope I don't end up whiting out again this weekend; I get enough emails as is.

by Little City Band August 27, 2020

turn out

(v.i.) what moms, typically white, often say when what they mean to say is "turn up".

Pam's son: "Mom, I'm going to Andrew's for New Year's, okay?"

Pam: "Ooh like for a party? Turn out!"
Pam's son: "Mom."

by Little City Band May 30, 2018