Definitions by Listerfiend

Baby in the street 

When an physical opponent is over matched and in danger of bodily harm.

The big power forward is being guarded by the small point guard in the paint. There’s a baby in the street.

Or, get your baby off the street

Keep running your mouth son! Someone tell this mutherfuckers momma to get her baby off the street!

Baby in the street by Listerfiend March 6, 2019

polish chess match 

The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.

I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.

polish chess match by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

mustard taco 

A general discription of a woman’s disturbingly unclean vagina. Usually found on a one night stand.

That chick from the party took me up to her room, but she had a mustard taco so I bailed.

mustard taco by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

string fling

When you and the woman you’re going to hook up with just don’t care that’s she’s has a tampon inserted. Usually while drunk.

I banged your sisters roommate last night, but it was a string fling.

string fling by Listerfiend May 20, 2018

ninja handy 

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

ninja handy by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

lister fiend 

a troll that lives in girls mouths so that they cannot kiss, similar to pillow pants (pussy troll), but in the mouth

i would have kissed her by now if it wasn't for that stupid lister fiend!

lister fiend by listerfiend August 7, 2006