5 definitions by Liquid Pie

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When a situation is not in your favor and becomes stressful or unfortunate.
That fight was so pathetic and unmoist, I just can't believe I lost!
by Liquid Pie August 17, 2008
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When a woman's vaginal fluid becomes so old and corroded that it actually becomes an adhesive; losing it's lubrication aspect completely.
Usually existing in elderly women, but more often today in younger, due to excessive vaginal fissures, corrupting the fluid secreting glands.
1. Unfortunate Male: "Man, I knew I should of brought Lube, your grandmother's moldy gaping vagina was so dry and full of Vaginal Adhesive that it tore so much flesh from me that it looks like I have a canine penis."

2. Gangsta: "Yo momma is so old her vagina covers even the most erect, wet and juiciest of thick pulsating dick in a Vaginal Adhesive so powerful it tares it clean off and glues it inside her forever."

3. Unmoist Young Woman: "Doctor, every-time me and my boyfriend make love, afterwords his penis looks and feels as if it was sunburned, or suffering a painful rug burn. Sometimes a thin skin layer even peels off it!"

Doctor: "It sounds like you've developed the first stages of a Vaginal Adhesive. You could use more artificial lubrication to lessen the effects, but it would only be temporary and still contain a mild sticky, gooey sensation. The only permanent cure known, is sex with Chuck Norris.
His huge, highly advanced and penis and seminal glands are capable of permanently moistening and lubricating the dryest and stickiest of vaginal canals.
Paris Hilton was cured of her Vaginal Adhesive problems with this method, when her natural lubricating fluids were diminished from overuse, as well of multiple lacerations from thick turbo endowed black genitalia that didn't have time to heal between sessions.
All-though the Chuck Norris treatment is highly expensive, but it saved her 50,000 dollars a year on lube products."
by Liquid Pie February 25, 2009
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A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.
My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.
by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008
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The sport of hockey, played with using a Gerbil as a hockey puck.

Also has similar meaning to the word Horseplay.
Me and Bill played Gerbil Hockey last night, it was so much fun until Tom hit the Gerbil too hard and it splattered all over my new pants.

Cut out the Gerbil Hockey, kids, there's no room for screwing around in Wood shop.

With all the loud music and gerbil hockey next door, I can't get to sleep!
by Liquid Pie August 17, 2008
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When a women or zombie begins to rot in the genital regions. This could also stand for the male rectum in a similar situation.

Vaginal Decay can also stand for when an incident so horrible occurs it frustrates someone beyond comprehension so strongly that their vagina and/or anal region deteriorates or decays while still living. (or feels as though it has.)

A women with a immensely foul vagina or a man's fungus ridden unwashed anus.
The worse part of the zombie invasion was the putrid stench of vaginal decay.

That math test last week was so intensely frustrating that I felt as though I would be consumed by vaginal decay.

That girl in my science class wreaks of vaginal decay, she probably hasn't showered in decades.
by Liquid Pie August 17, 2008
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