cupid

A person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.

This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.
1: That fellow was playing chicken with the trains on the railway line.
2: What a cupid.
by Lior Bar-On January 04, 2008
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designer water

A commercial brand of mineral water, often served or sold under pretentious circumstances or marketing and/or at exorbitant cost.
I went to the cocktail bar with the guys, but as I was drivin' I had to sip designer water all evening.
by Lior Bar-On January 09, 2006
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Ministry of Annoyances

A bureaucratic government department that regulates a dubious service that the public could do without, especially requiring forms that are impossible to fill in or obtain, or when a visit for a trivial affair takes up a whole morning.
My passport expired two days before my flight, and by the time the Ministry of Annoyances had finished issuing a new one, the holiday season was over.
by Lior Bar-On April 23, 2006
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wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.
My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.
by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004
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DisCYAimer

A disclaimer - with emphasis on Covering Your Ass / Arse / Arsch.
DisCYAimer: The Manufacturer will not be held responsible if turning on this vacuum cleaner results in a nuclear detonation.
by Lior Bar-On April 02, 2005
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politically challenged

(of a country, state or organization)

Screwed up and backward beyond recognition because of excessively vehement or vindictive application of politically correct policies, whether by government or citizens.

A derogatory form of politically correct, stemming from the PC usage of the word challenged when the non-PC designation would be "retarded", "screwed up", etc.
Possessing one of them's gonna be a damn felony in politically challenged Kalifornia!
by Lior Bar-On May 21, 2004
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M9

Beretta 92FS 9mm semiautomatic pistol as adopted by the armed forces of the United States. Probably the sexiest gun of any type ever made.
My M4 burped on a whole shitload of sand, so I whipped out my M9 and continued engaging the bad guys with it.
by Lior Bar-On June 13, 2004
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