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wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.
My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.
by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004
mugGet the wand rapemug.

simmer

A group of simmers met on Vatsim.
by Lior Bar-On October 10, 2006
mugGet the simmermug.

assault weapon

Any firewarm that is made out to look scary so that banning the civilian posession of it will appear politically correct to hypocritical sycophants who think that only governments and criminals should have guns and that fascist police states that arbitrarily massacre their own citizens are the best thing since sliced bread.
My god - that rimfire's not a plinker, it's a goddam assault weapon!
by Lior Bar-On June 15, 2004
mugGet the assault weaponmug.

cupid

A person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.

This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.
1: That fellow was playing chicken with the trains on the railway line.
2: What a cupid.
by Lior Bar-On January 4, 2008
mugGet the cupidmug.

assholster

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.
Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!
by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004
mugGet the assholstermug.

nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.
We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there
by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004
mugGet the nike defensemug.

M9

Beretta 92FS 9mm semiautomatic pistol as adopted by the armed forces of the United States. Probably the sexiest gun of any type ever made.
My M4 burped on a whole shitload of sand, so I whipped out my M9 and continued engaging the bad guys with it.
by Lior Bar-On June 13, 2004
mugGet the M9mug.

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