Lior Bar-On's definitions

cunnilingus

An Irish airline (until they had to change the name).

"If any Cunnilingus flights fly over the UK, we'll shoot them down for immorality!"

by Lior Bar-On August 22, 2004

cupid

A person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.

This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.

1: That fellow was playing chicken with the trains on the railway line.
2: What a cupid.

by Lior Bar-On January 4, 2008

politically challenged

(of a country, state or organization)

Screwed up and backward beyond recognition because of excessively vehement or vindictive application of politically correct policies, whether by government or citizens.

A derogatory form of politically correct, stemming from the PC usage of the word challenged when the non-PC designation would be "retarded", "screwed up", etc.

Possessing one of them's gonna be a damn felony in politically challenged Kalifornia!

by Lior Bar-On May 21, 2004

wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.

My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.

by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004

DisCYAimer

A disclaimer - with emphasis on Covering Your Ass / Arse / Arsch.

DisCYAimer: The Manufacturer will not be held responsible if turning on this vacuum cleaner results in a nuclear detonation.

by Lior Bar-On April 2, 2005

assholster

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.

Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!

by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004

nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.

We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there

by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004