Lior Bar-On's definitions

cupid

A person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.

This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.

1: That fellow was playing chicken with the trains on the railway line.
2: What a cupid.

by Lior Bar-On January 4, 2008

Winston Wolf

A person who solves problems - usually with brilliant, lucid thinking under pressure and stylish charisma for galvanizing other people into action.

The phrase comes from the film Pulp Fiction, and can now be used for any seriously efficient professional fixer.

Jules, Vincent and Jimmy didn't know what to do about Marvin until Winston Wolf turned up.

"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."

by Lior Bar-On September 22, 2007

Leg humper

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.

That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."

by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009

nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.

We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there

by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004

assault weapon

Any firewarm that is made out to look scary so that banning the civilian posession of it will appear politically correct to hypocritical sycophants who think that only governments and criminals should have guns and that fascist police states that arbitrarily massacre their own citizens are the best thing since sliced bread.

My god - that rimfire's not a plinker, it's a goddam assault weapon!

by Lior Bar-On June 15, 2004

M9

Beretta 92FS 9mm semiautomatic pistol as adopted by the armed forces of the United States. Probably the sexiest gun of any type ever made.

My M4 burped on a whole shitload of sand, so I whipped out my M9 and continued engaging the bad guys with it.

by Lior Bar-On June 13, 2004

cunnilingus

An Irish airline (until they had to change the name).

"If any Cunnilingus flights fly over the UK, we'll shoot them down for immorality!"

by Lior Bar-On August 22, 2004