Lior Bar-On's definitions

cunnilingus

An Irish airline (until they had to change the name).

"If any Cunnilingus flights fly over the UK, we'll shoot them down for immorality!"

by Lior Bar-On August 22, 2004

assholster

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.

Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!

by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004

snatchquack

A gynecologist

She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time.

by Lior Bar-On August 26, 2003

cupid

A person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.

This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.

1: That fellow was playing chicken with the trains on the railway line.
2: What a cupid.

by Lior Bar-On January 4, 2008

nike defense

Running away from a violent confrontation, particularly using Nike sports shoes or where another person may resort to using a small arsenal to shoot his or her way out of it.

We was running low on ammo, so we used the Nike defense and hauled ass outa there

by Lior Bar-On July 13, 2004

assault weapon

Any firewarm that is made out to look scary so that banning the civilian posession of it will appear politically correct to hypocritical sycophants who think that only governments and criminals should have guns and that fascist police states that arbitrarily massacre their own citizens are the best thing since sliced bread.

My god - that rimfire's not a plinker, it's a goddam assault weapon!

by Lior Bar-On June 15, 2004

M9

Beretta 92FS 9mm semiautomatic pistol as adopted by the armed forces of the United States. Probably the sexiest gun of any type ever made.

My M4 burped on a whole shitload of sand, so I whipped out my M9 and continued engaging the bad guys with it.

by Lior Bar-On June 13, 2004