Lior Bar-On's definitions

politically challenged

(of a country, state or organization)

Screwed up and backward beyond recognition because of excessively vehement or vindictive application of politically correct policies, whether by government or citizens.

A derogatory form of politically correct, stemming from the PC usage of the word challenged when the non-PC designation would be "retarded", "screwed up", etc.

Possessing one of them's gonna be a damn felony in politically challenged Kalifornia!

by Lior Bar-On May 21, 2004

Airport Gestapo

The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.

The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.

by Lior Bar-On May 30, 2004

feinstein

1. (noun) Act of unabashed hypocrisy, particularly by a person who holds authority.

2. A hypocrite in general.

3. (verb) Commit an act of severe hypocrisy.

Derived from the name of a famous politician who wants to ban all privately owned guns while they have a concealed weapon permit in a place where getting one is almost impossible.

What a Feinstein! He gave me a ticket and then drove off through a red light!

She's Feinsteined us again, that wicked lady!

by Lior Bar-On June 8, 2004

M9

Beretta 92FS 9mm semiautomatic pistol as adopted by the armed forces of the United States. Probably the sexiest gun of any type ever made.

My M4 burped on a whole shitload of sand, so I whipped out my M9 and continued engaging the bad guys with it.

by Lior Bar-On June 13, 2004

assault weapon

Any firewarm that is made out to look scary so that banning the civilian posession of it will appear politically correct to hypocritical sycophants who think that only governments and criminals should have guns and that fascist police states that arbitrarily massacre their own citizens are the best thing since sliced bread.

My god - that rimfire's not a plinker, it's a goddam assault weapon!

by Lior Bar-On June 15, 2004

desert eagle

Any artillery piece of a size suitable for holding and firing with one hand. Originally referred to a gas-operated pistol marketed by Magnum Research and made by Israel Military Industries, the term is now applied by the general gun-ignorant public to any really mean and scary looking pistol.

That frigging Desert Eagle could knock down a 747 from two miles away.

by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004

corvette

A large prosthetic penis with four wheels, two doors and two seats.

He parked his Corvette by the club and by the time he came out he had a dozen phone numbers wedged under his wipers.

by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004