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Airport Gestapo

The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.
The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.
by Lior Bar-On May 30, 2004
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desert eagle

Any artillery piece of a size suitable for holding and firing with one hand. Originally referred to a gas-operated pistol marketed by Magnum Research and made by Israel Military Industries, the term is now applied by the general gun-ignorant public to any really mean and scary looking pistol.
That frigging Desert Eagle could knock down a 747 from two miles away.
by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004
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wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.
My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.
by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004
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gun nut

1. A person who takes a keen interest in firearms and ammunition, possibly including the study, peer discussion, ownership, bearing and use thereof - usually used playingly by oneself or by other firearms enthusiasts in this sense. Often associates with people with similar interests.

2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.
Me: I keep my AR-15 mags loaded with hollow points for reduced penetration and higher stopping power for riot protection.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.
by Lior Bar-On June 3, 2006
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feinstein

1. (noun) Act of unabashed hypocrisy, particularly by a person who holds authority.

2. A hypocrite in general.

3. (verb) Commit an act of severe hypocrisy.

Derived from the name of a famous politician who wants to ban all privately owned guns while they have a concealed weapon permit in a place where getting one is almost impossible.
What a Feinstein! He gave me a ticket and then drove off through a red light!

She's Feinsteined us again, that wicked lady!
by Lior Bar-On June 8, 2004
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assholster

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.
Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!
by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004
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snatchquack

She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time.
by Lior Bar-On August 26, 2003
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