Lior Bar-On's definitions

Airport Gestapo

The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.

The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.

by Lior Bar-On May 30, 2004

wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.

My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.

by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004

corvette

A large prosthetic penis with four wheels, two doors and two seats.

He parked his Corvette by the club and by the time he came out he had a dozen phone numbers wedged under his wipers.

by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004

feinstein

1. (noun) Act of unabashed hypocrisy, particularly by a person who holds authority.

2. A hypocrite in general.

3. (verb) Commit an act of severe hypocrisy.

Derived from the name of a famous politician who wants to ban all privately owned guns while they have a concealed weapon permit in a place where getting one is almost impossible.

What a Feinstein! He gave me a ticket and then drove off through a red light!

She's Feinsteined us again, that wicked lady!

by Lior Bar-On June 8, 2004

gun nut

1. A person who takes a keen interest in firearms and ammunition, possibly including the study, peer discussion, ownership, bearing and use thereof - usually used playingly by oneself or by other firearms enthusiasts in this sense. Often associates with people with similar interests.

2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.

Me: I keep my AR-15 mags loaded with hollow points for reduced penetration and higher stopping power for riot protection.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.

by Lior Bar-On June 3, 2006

snatchquack

A gynecologist

She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time.

by Lior Bar-On August 26, 2003

f-14

Grumman F-14 Tomcat, a two-engined fighter-bomber aircraft, formerly flown by the U.S. Navy and now used only by the Iranian Air Force. Probably the sexiest and most beautiful aircraft ever to grace our skies.

An F-14 called the ball and snagged the number 2 wire on the deck as it landed.

by Lior Bar-On August 2, 2007