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A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.
"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009
Get the Leg humper mug.A person who does very stupid things, a dimwit.
This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.
This word is a contraction of "Cupid Stunt", who was a character on the Kenny Everett Show in the 1980s. This in turn is a spoonerism of "Stupid Cunt". The expression is used by people who watched TV in the 1980s, usually to describe people who were born after show's popularity waned and are therefore unfamiliar with the expression.
by Lior Bar-On January 4, 2008
Get the cupid mug.A person who solves problems - usually with brilliant, lucid thinking under pressure and stylish charisma for galvanizing other people into action.
The phrase comes from the film Pulp Fiction, and can now be used for any seriously efficient professional fixer.
The phrase comes from the film Pulp Fiction, and can now be used for any seriously efficient professional fixer.
Jules, Vincent and Jimmy didn't know what to do about Marvin until Winston Wolf turned up.
"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."
"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."
by Lior Bar-On September 22, 2007
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by Lior Bar-On August 2, 2007
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Get the simmer mug.1. A person who takes a keen interest in firearms and ammunition, possibly including the study, peer discussion, ownership, bearing and use thereof - usually used playingly by oneself or by other firearms enthusiasts in this sense. Often associates with people with similar interests.
2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.
2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.
Me: I keep my AR-15 mags loaded with hollow points for reduced penetration and higher stopping power for riot protection.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.
by Lior Bar-On June 3, 2006
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My passport expired two days before my flight, and by the time the Ministry of Annoyances had finished issuing a new one, the holiday season was over.
by Lior Bar-On April 23, 2006
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