Lior Bar-On's definitions

gun nut

1. A person who takes a keen interest in firearms and ammunition, possibly including the study, peer discussion, ownership, bearing and use thereof - usually used playingly by oneself or by other firearms enthusiasts in this sense. Often associates with people with similar interests.

2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.

Me: I keep my AR-15 mags loaded with hollow points for reduced penetration and higher stopping power for riot protection.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.

by Lior Bar-On June 3, 2006

snatchquack

A gynecologist

She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time.

by Lior Bar-On August 26, 2003

corvette

A large prosthetic penis with four wheels, two doors and two seats.

He parked his Corvette by the club and by the time he came out he had a dozen phone numbers wedged under his wipers.

by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004

f-14

Grumman F-14 Tomcat, a two-engined fighter-bomber aircraft, formerly flown by the U.S. Navy and now used only by the Iranian Air Force. Probably the sexiest and most beautiful aircraft ever to grace our skies.

An F-14 called the ball and snagged the number 2 wire on the deck as it landed.

by Lior Bar-On August 2, 2007

wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.

My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.

by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004

Leg humper

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.

That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."

by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009

Winston Wolf

A person who solves problems - usually with brilliant, lucid thinking under pressure and stylish charisma for galvanizing other people into action.

The phrase comes from the film Pulp Fiction, and can now be used for any seriously efficient professional fixer.

Jules, Vincent and Jimmy didn't know what to do about Marvin until Winston Wolf turned up.

"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."

by Lior Bar-On September 22, 2007