Linglingpanda's definitions

nardvark

A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

catshit mobile

When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.

"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

sniff your ballsack

Sniffing the testicles of a man to check if it's freshly washed.

"When you get home I'm totally going to sniff your ballsack"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

yank on my doodle

Jacking someone off.

"Bitch, yank on my doodle."

by Linglingpanda April 21, 2018

straight snailin

When you're just chillin and you are wet as fuck or suddenly cum in your pants. More or less a salivating vagina.

"I got that bitch last night so wet man. She was straight snailin."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

speed greed

When bitchass people just keep asking for lines after being told no. Very contagious and the person with speed greed thinks they aren't being rude.

"You better stop coming at me with your speed greed guy"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017