Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.
The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!
by LingDanc803 October 03, 2023
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Yuhrp

Yuh + yurp = Yuhrp (affirmation)
Can you help me out? Yuhrp!

This is really nice, don't you agree? Yuhrp.
by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023
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Expiredship

The combination of the words expired/expiration and relationship. A relationship that is bound to expire, destined to expire, planned to expire, known it will end/expire, in other words, you know that the relationship will end whether it's because it's toxic or you have to part ways at a certain point/date in time. It can also be a relationship that has expired but is minimally maintained.
I am having a hard time coming to terms with fully understanding this is an expiredship.

I've been in a couple of expiredships -- they were fun until they weren't.

We are moving from each other and know that this is now an expiredships.
by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023
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Sugar mentor

This term typically describe someone who showers you with knowledge, advice, and life experience. It’s similar to a life coach, just a different way to express that. It can also refer to someone who helps you pay for things in non-traditional sugar parent or baby/child ways, such as financially mentoring you by starting you off, etc.
My sugar mentor helps me learn every day, I love it! The sugar is simply so intellectually stimulating!
by LingDanc803 December 20, 2022
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STU

“Swear to Universe” An agnostic/atheist-friendly way of saying “STG” (swear to God)
I STU this ain’t it.

On Universe, I STU!

Fuck off you’re annoying me I STU.
by LingDanc803 September 10, 2023
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Sexssion

Sex + session = Sexssion (a sex session)
Wanna have a sexssion? I think we need it.

I love having sexssions soooo much!
by LingDanc803 March 02, 2023
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Absolutaputamente

This is the Spanish equivalent for "absofuckinglutely". It adds the word "puta" between "absoluta" and the suffix "mente".
¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!

Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.

No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.
by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023
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