Exploitaversary

Your exploitation anniversary, aka your job/work anniversary. Also known as exploitersary.

I am celebrating my 10-year exploitaversary this week.

I no longer celebrate my exploitaversary because fuck capitalism!

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

FFL

Family for life

You are FFL

I want us to be ffl

I love you my ffl

by LingDanc803 September 15, 2023

The nance

The pregnancy. (Short for pregnancy)

I do not have the nance.

You have the nance, don't you?

Fuck me from the back, I can't get the nance!

by LingDanc803 October 17, 2023

Chrono(di)vergent

An adjective to describe when you have a chronotype that is divergent or different from the typical or "normal" chronotype. It can also be a noun (chronodivergence). Similar to neurodivergent and neurodivergence.

I just learned that as a night owl, I am chrono(di)vergent!

People who are anomalies with their sleep schedules are often referred to as chrono(di)vergent.

by LingDanc803 July 12, 2023

Hawt gawss

Another spelling of hot goss (hot gossip). Particularly popular on the east coast.

Omg bitch I have some hawt gawss.

You betta spill!!!

What's the hawt gawss?

by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023

FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.

I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?

by LingDanc803 November 21, 2023

AIFO

Acronym for And I FUCKING OOP!
An expression when you are so shooketh to the core and gagged that it is the only appropriate response.

You did not just say that... AIFO!!!!!

Wtf did you just say? Bitch AIFO!!!

Oooooo that was awkward.. AIFO!!

by LingDanc803 October 17, 2023