Oh, dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing " Oh, Dear God" or "Oh, Dear Lord".

Oh, dear Universe, we need to leave!

Oh, dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Oh, dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

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walk of glory

The opposite of the walk of shame. When you leave a hookup or come home late at night or early morning and you are proud, confident, and shining with glory.

I came come this morning and did the walk of glory.

I was not expecting to take the walk of glory today!

What an epic and empowering walk of glory.

by LingDanc803 July 04, 2023

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Bitch witch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".

That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.

Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.

Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!

by LingDanc803 February 09, 2023

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Talking in typos

Making speech mistakes or stuttering over words or mispronouncing them; having general difficulty speaking

I am talking in typos and am making no sense.

by LingDanc803 May 12, 2025

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Wifestie

The combination of the words "wifey/wiffie" and "bestie". A wife who is also your best friend. Your true romantic partner in life and in crime. This is the male version of "hubstie".

I can't wait to see my wifestie tonight. She brings me such life and I am so happy to have someone like him in my life.

I love having a wifestie. It's the best of both worlds.

by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023

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