Limbo's definitions

e-jail

To incarcerate someone who anonymously harasses others via E-mail or Web article.

An excerpt from the new law listed as Section 113 "Preventing Cyberstalking" under the "Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act":

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Thanks to Congress a lot of annoying people will likely be e-jailed in the near future.

by Limbo January 13, 2006

hans vankhoff

The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank.

Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in?
Receiver: Who's Hans Vankhoff?
Caller: Well, do you like hand jobs?
Receiver: Uhh... Well, sure, I guess.
Caller: Then I guess you should come over to my place and let me see those Hans Vankhoff!

by Limbo December 18, 2005

spot

v. To watch out or assist someone that is exercising, especially when using potentially dangerous equipment.
n. Someone who spots.

I can bench 120 on my own but I need a spot to get up to 150.

After my first hernia I decided I need a spot when I bench.

by Limbo April 8, 2006

HALT

Hungry Angry Lonely Tired

A term used in hedonism to refer to one's apparent incidental desire(s).

HALT, McDonalds.
HALT, fuck you.
HALT, I'm a loser.
HALT, zZzzZZzzz...

by Limbo October 23, 2005