Jonathan: “did you hear that 9lockknine is a Florida man?”
Jake: “no, what the fuck, is he going to kill my dog with a fish at Wendy’s?”
Jonathan: “you might have punctuated that incorrectly.”
Jake: “no, what the fuck, is he going to kill my dog with a fish at Wendy’s?”
Jonathan: “you might have punctuated that incorrectly.”
by Lil big 4x October 15, 2019
Get the 9lockkninemug. Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
Get the this dude is actually fucking a dead bodymug. The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:
If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum
If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum
The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned
by Lil big 4x June 03, 2020
Get the gum giving lawsmug. Bill: “Son, I will tell you my last words before I die-“
Billy: “What Dad?”
Bill: “Tell my- tell my- tell my- tell my- tell my P. O. I said fuck ‘em Bitch, I’m fresh off of papers STL only got the Blues, so I fuck with the lakers.”
Billy: “What Dad?”
Bill: “Tell my- tell my- tell my- tell my- tell my P. O. I said fuck ‘em Bitch, I’m fresh off of papers STL only got the Blues, so I fuck with the lakers.”
by Lil big 4x January 24, 2020
Get the Last Wordsmug. 