Light joker's definitions

goner

someone who has been subdued or nearly subdued

Im a goner! You must go on without me.

by Light Joker April 29, 2005

beer belly

a protruberant belly (not neccesarrily caused by drinking too much beer)

By the time he was 13 he had a enourmus beer belly.

by Light Joker July 9, 2004

Cypher

The criminal syndicate in Pokemon Colosseum, who tries to take over the world by distributing Shadow Pokemon. Nascour is second in command to Evice, the criminal who leads the syndicate.

In Pokemon Colosseum, Team Snaggem was hired by Cypher to use the snag machines to snag the pokemon that would become Shadow Pokemon.

by Light Joker May 26, 2004

illegitimis non carborundum

Don't let the bastards grind you down (from the mock-Latin word, illegitimatus, "bastard," and carborundum, an old brand of abrasives)

Whenever they take advantage of your disability, just remember this phrase, illegitimis non carborundum.

by Light Joker May 24, 2006

silver bullet

and magic bullet

a specific, fail-safe solution to a problem(from the notion that a bullet made of silver is necessary to kill a werewolf)

I would not call his plan a silver bullet, but anything is better than nothing.

by Light Joker February 13, 2005

atomic wedgie

1. a instance of pulling up a person's underwear between their buttocks and over their head

2. any severe wedgie

Some say an atomic wedgie is an urban myth.

by Light Joker April 21, 2007

take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate

Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.

by Light Joker April 4, 2005