fumtu

very confused, botched (acronym, from fucked up more than usual, see also snafu)

This basketball game is fumtu.

by Light Joker November 16, 2005

coke-bottle glasses

extremely thick eyeglass lenses

That kid with the coke-bottle glasses may look funny but he has a bad attitude.

by Light Joker August 04, 2007

x marks the spot

This is the exact location (from the act of using an x to mark a location on a map)

I pointed to the location on the map and told the recruits "x marks the spot".

by Light Joker October 24, 2005

demonseed

A maggot.

My older-half-sister in law calls maggots demonseeds because she once had a bad dream about an invasion of ravenous flesh-eating maggots.

by Light Joker June 02, 2004

rust belt

the declining industrial areas of the northwest

Many factories in the rust belt cities had previously closed down due to temporary economic decline.

by Light Joker May 24, 2006

Barney

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

turn over a new leaf

To make a change in one's actions or attitude.

I think I should turn over a new leaf when it comes to what I write on this website.

by Light Joker July 21, 2004