Light joker's definitions

Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

red tide

a womans menstrual period (from the tidal phenomenom where the water appears red or brown due to the presence of certain toxin producing algea)

Shes still having her red tide so she going to buy more pads.

by Light Joker October 21, 2006

back door

1. dishonest, dubious

2. the anus

They were allegedly running a back door business.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

Intestinal Fortitude

A politicaly correct term for guts

Though Mohamad Ali may seem to have intestinal fortitude he is not healthy.

by Light Joker March 19, 2004

derriere

the posterier, the buttocks

Her parents are always on her derriere.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Payback

retribution, repremanding, punshment for harm to someone else

It's payback time. Your ass is grass.

by Light Joker November 21, 2006

muff

the female genitals, the vulva

Wether she shaves her muff or not is none of your business.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005