moniker

a nickname, a pseudonym, an alternate name

Who says your moniker is better than mine?

by Light Joker May 19, 2007

Con-artist

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud

Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.

by Light Joker June 11, 2005

pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 11, 2005

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

clay pigeon

1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam

2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills

That guy is the biggest clay pigeon i've ever known.

by Light Joker July 26, 2007

raghead

1. A person of Middle Eastern or North African decent(derogatory)

2. a Hindu Indian(derogatory)

3. a gypsy(derogatory)

He got fired for calling his co-worker a raghead.

by Light Joker April 03, 2006

Bakers Dozen

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)

I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.

by Light Joker August 04, 2004