919 definitions by Light Joker

under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

by Light Joker August 26, 2005

from Hell

wretched, accursed, infernal

Little did I know that the storm from hell was on it's way.

by Light Joker May 28, 2005

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 18, 2004

one size fits all

of broad or universal application (from a label on clothing products that indicates they can accommodate the size of any wearer)

War is not a one size fits all solution.

by Light Joker October 18, 2006

o-face

the face one supposedly makes during an orgasm

He made an o-face after dropping the book.

by Light Joker June 6, 2007

aggie

1. agricultural

2. a student of an agricultural collage training program (such as a student of Texas A&M

Around there you always run in one aggie after another.

by Light Joker November 4, 2006

fruit fly

an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)

Leave me alone you little fruit fly.

by Light Joker September 13, 2004