Light Joker 's definitions

junk mail

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services

I am sick of getting this junk mail.

by Light Joker March 12, 2006

under the affluence of incohol

alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)

I'll bet he's under the affluence of incohol by now.

by Light Joker March 30, 2007

yuppie

a moderately or extremely sucessful business person, usually in thier late 20s or 30s (from young urban professional)

Stop bothering me you stupid yuppie.

by Light Joker March 22, 2005

cooking with gas

(variants: oil may replace gas)
working very efficiently(an elaboration of cooking)

Once I am donerading the book I have chosen to write about, I will be cooking with gas.

by Light Joker October 13, 2004

raspberry

a loud, rude, flatuation sound, made with the lips(see also Bronx cheer)

You would expect the occasional raspberry from some of the people in the audience.

by Light Joker November 14, 2004

gnarly

excellent, wonderful (teenagers)

That ride is totally gnarly.

by Light Joker July 15, 2005

morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005