Light Joker 's definitions

mental

stupid, dumb, idiotic (from mentally retarded, derogatory)

That kid is so mental. He makes Homer Simpson look smart.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

eyes like pissholes in the snow

very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover

Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

by Light Joker November 16, 2006

say uncle

to give in; to surrender(see also throw in the towel)

You are worn out. It's time to say uncle.

by Light Joker April 6, 2005

off the wagon

drinking or using drugs after a period of abstinence

I can't believe she is off the wagon after she worked so hard.

by Light Joker March 12, 2007

kingpin

an important figure in organized crime

They caught a kingpin from the Philadelphia mob.

by Light Joker January 19, 2006

joker

1. a hidden cost qualification or other obstacle

2. someone who tries tries to be funny

3. a man, a fellow(mainly Brittish)

Just remember that there is always a chance you will find a joker in the deck.

by Light Joker August 29, 2007

falsies

pads worn under a brassier to make a woman's breasts look larger

Those falsies can't fool me. I saw right through them.

by Light Joker December 13, 2005