Definitions by Light Joker

T storm 

Short for a thunderstorm

The weather channel was predicting isolated T storms this morning.

T storm by Light Joker September 17, 2004

Rent-a-cop 

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

Rent-a-cop by Light Joker September 15, 2004

H. E. double toothpicks 

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

H. E. double toothpicks by Light Joker September 14, 2004

fruit fly

an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)

Leave me alone you little fruit fly.

fruit fly by Light Joker September 13, 2004

rancid beef waffles 

very pungent flatulence.

Eeeew, his rancid beef waffles are really making it smell bad in here.

rancid beef waffles by Light Joker September 13, 2004

asshole 

a very stupid or annoying person.

That asshole make me so mad, I want to stop on his foot.

asshole by Light Joker September 12, 2004

bullshit 

nonsense, lies, exaggeration.

THat is nothing but bullshit. I do not believe a word of it.

bullshit by Light Joker September 12, 2004