Light Joker's definitions

talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

by Light Joker November 22, 2004

dank

1. very good

2. very bad

It was a thouroughly dank hotel.

by Light Joker January 7, 2006

Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

by Light Joker March 18, 2007

Motherfucking

(See Motherfucker to get the idea of the variant forms)
Wretched, disgusting, despicable.

That Motherfucking piece of nothing!

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

Witch's tit

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

by Light Joker June 30, 2004

baby-kisser

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

by Light Joker March 5, 2005

Nincada

The Trainee pokemon. It is part Bug and part ground. It is probably part ground because it comes out of the ground. (From a blend of Ninja and Cicada).

Nincada has a very interesting path of evolution.

by Light Joker May 23, 2004