Light Joker's definitions

someone's ass is grass

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

by Light Joker July 6, 2004

Mickey Mouse Ears

The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).

When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.

by Light Joker August 27, 2004

frobnitz

any unanmed object or object which one does not wish to name

Hook that frobnitz up to the back of your computer.

by Light Joker October 25, 2006

on the rag

mesnstruating, (from rag, sanitary napkin)

Her pants got stained because she was on the rag and had no tampons.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

my little friend

any type of firearm, a gun

If your going to act that way, i'm just going to have to bring out my little friend.

by Light Joker April 26, 2006

zip gun

a makeshift handgun made in one's own home

He's got a zip gun, be careful.

by Light Joker June 15, 2007

dipstick

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

Shut up you sleazy dipstick.

by Light Joker April 27, 2007