Light Joker's definitions

lay a fart

(variants: cut, let, rip, or crack may replace lay)

to flatuate

He laid the worst fart I had ever smelled.

by Light Joker July 29, 2005

bouncer

a strong man hired to eject people from a bar or other similar place(Supposedly, a person bounces when thrown out.)

That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground.

by Light Joker May 2, 2005

paw

1. someone's hand

2. to touch or feel someone in a sexual way without their consent

3. to touch someone too much, sexual or not

His big paw could have crushed hers easily.

by Light Joker December 31, 2006

skeeter

a mosquito (an abbreviation of mosquito)

Those pesky skeeters are everywhere.

by Light Joker May 9, 2006

Rent-a-cop

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

by Light Joker September 15, 2004

laid-back

relaxed and easy-going

He is so laid-back for a security guard.

by Light Joker June 29, 2005

moon

1. the buttocks

2. to display one's nude buttocks

Jim got sent to the principal's office for mooning in school today.

by Light Joker December 14, 2004