tailgate

to follow another vehicle dangerously closely

Some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.

by Light Joker September 05, 2005

Lush

1. a Drunkard, an alcoholic.

2. Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.

The young girl bumbed into an angry0 lush, who was kicked out of the bar after becoming totaly lush.

by Light Joker May 29, 2004

Goon

1. a thug (see also hired goon)

2. a stupid person, a dullard

The frightened woman, finding herself surrounded by goons, made the desperate decision to use the pepper spray,in spite of thier threat to call the boss if she did so.

by Light Joker September 19, 2004

Janky

A creature made in the video game, Dr. Muto, by the doctor himself. He is only seen in the movie before the game.

Janky; "Doctor, Doctor."

Muto; "Janky, no begging, just get your own snack."

Janky; " But Doctor, look."
(points out the window)

Muto; (looks out the window)
"What the ****?"

by Light Joker July 02, 2004

not carved in stone

not having permanent consequences

Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.

by Light Joker December 14, 2005

Rent-a-cop

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

by Light Joker September 15, 2004

paw

1. someone's hand

2. to touch or feel someone in a sexual way without their consent

3. to touch someone too much, sexual or not

His big paw could have crushed hers easily.

by Light Joker December 31, 2006