Definitions by Light Joker

nuke 

1. a nuclear weapon

2. to destroy someone or something

3. to microwave something

A nuke is most dangerous when an unstable country has it.

nuke by Light Joker October 23, 2006

red tide 

a womans menstrual period (from the tidal phenomenom where the water appears red or brown due to the presence of certain toxin producing algea)

Shes still having her red tide so she going to buy more pads.

red tide by Light Joker October 21, 2006

get lost 

go away, leave me alone

Get lost, I am tired of hearing from you.

get lost by Light Joker October 21, 2006

hardhat 

1. a protective helmet, usually made of plastic worn by workers in places such as construction sites

2. a laborer who's job requires them to wear a hardhat, such as a construction worker

A hardhat is a must-have in professions where debree can cause injury.

hardhat by Light Joker October 20, 2006

one size fits all 

of broad or universal application (from a label on clothing products that indicates they can accommodate the size of any wearer)

War is not a one size fits all solution.

one size fits all by Light Joker October 19, 2006

cock cheese 

smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)

Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.

cock cheese by Light Joker October 16, 2006

fart 

to expell intestinal gas through the anus, to flatuate

He deliberately farted in my face.

fart by Light Joker October 15, 2006