Light Joker's definitions

classy

1. prestigious

2. high quality

3. elegant or stylish

Who needs those classy restaurants when you can get a good meal at Boston Market?

by Light Joker November 18, 2005

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

by Light Joker November 19, 2005

heads will roll

people will be dismissed, punished, ruined, etc

If any of you violate the dress code again, heads will roll.

by Light Joker November 20, 2005

muff

the female genitals, the vulva

Wether she shaves her muff or not is none of your business.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Jane Doe

a general term for a woman (see also John Doe)

I had an Idea of who Jane Doe might be by her voice.

by Light Joker December 2, 2005

Blue Balls

a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long

One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

by Light Joker December 3, 2005