Light Joker's definitions

lefty

1. a leftist person, a liberal

2. a left handed person

If a lefty were in charge things would be different.

by Light Joker June 20, 2007

frobnitz

any unanmed object or object which one does not wish to name

Hook that frobnitz up to the back of your computer.

by Light Joker October 25, 2006

on the rag

mesnstruating, (from rag, sanitary napkin)

Her pants got stained because she was on the rag and had no tampons.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

Mickey Mouse Ears

The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).

When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.

by Light Joker August 27, 2004

someone's ass is grass

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

by Light Joker July 6, 2004

Irish confetti

Bricks, stones and other objects thrown in a fight

I almost got hurt in the exchange of Irish confetti

by Light Joker August 3, 2007

on hold

suspended, postponed (from the button on a telephone marked hold, used to switch temporarily from the conversation)

Our vacation plans were on hold due to the lack of transportation.

by Light Joker September 28, 2005