Light Joker's definitions

ASAP

immediately, right away (from as soon as possible)

We need to get out of here, ASAP.

by Light Joker September 23, 2005

cancer stick

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)

My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.

by Light Joker December 26, 2004

raghead

1. A person of Middle Eastern or North African decent(derogatory)

2. a Hindu Indian(derogatory)

3. a gypsy(derogatory)

He got fired for calling his co-worker a raghead.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 11, 2005

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

knee-jerk

automatic, quick and without thought

Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.

by Light joker January 17, 2007

ice queen

a cold and haughty woman

Fine, don't go out with me, ice queen.

by Light Joker March 21, 2005