Definitions by Light Joker

dirty bomb

It is a small bomb that countains radioactive matter. When it explodes the nuclear matter is spread for a long distance. The short term damage is done where the bomb explodes. The long term damage is the development of cancer in many residents in the areas that the radioactive material reaches.

A dirty bomb is nowhere near as dangerous as an atomic bomb.

dirty bomb by Light Joker August 13, 2004

fart 

1. to expel gas through the anus.

2. a man, a fellow.

ew, did he just fart?

fart by Light Joker August 10, 2004

long hair 

1. a hippy(hippies were long haired, drug using youths of the 1960s)

2. an intelectual(from the stereotype of intelectuals as having long hair and wearing glasses)

It looks like long hair has will never be using drugs again.

long hair by Light Joker August 10, 2004

poop

1. excrement, feces

2. to defecate

3. information

We stop at the nearest rest stop because I have to poop.

poop by Light Joker August 9, 2004

expect the unexpected 

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

expect the unexpected by Light Joker August 8, 2004

wee-wee 

1. the penis

2. to urinate

Hey, stop staring at my wee-wee.

wee-wee by Light Joker August 7, 2004

scorpion 

A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.

Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.

scorpion by Light Joker August 6, 2004