blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows
Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.
by Light Joker December 03, 2005
mugGet the blue screen of deathmug.

Diamond in the rough

a person who appears dubious at first but turns out to be exceptional
She thought he looked like a geek at first but he turned out to be a diamond in the rough.
by Light Joker February 15, 2007
mugGet the Diamond in the roughmug.

till hell freezes over

forever(use caution with hell)
We will probably have to wait till hell freezes over to explore another galaxy.
by Light Joker December 21, 2004
mugGet the till hell freezes overmug.

lead poisining

death from a gun shot(jocular)
My friend said his uncle died of lead poisining. However, I did not think that he told the whole truth.
by Light Joker December 25, 2004
mugGet the lead poisiningmug.

all-nighter

a study session or any other activity that lasts all night
That all-nighter left me exhausted. I didn't get a minute of sleep.
by Light Joker May 19, 2006
mugGet the all-nightermug.

number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement
Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.
by Light Joker November 03, 2006
mugGet the number twomug.