Definitions by Lift-ticket

sink splash 

An emergency "bits & pieces" cleaning, usually taking place in a sink.
- Needed after a dick dunk or after ridin' dirty on a squirtin' cutie, or any other action that leaves your balls & pecker a little funky.

I was camping all weekend & never got the chance to take a good shower, so when Mandy said she would blow me, I had to do a quick sink splash for her.

I did a dick dunk at a truck stop jon & had to do an immediate sink splash.

sink splash by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

dick dunk 

a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.

Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.

dick dunk by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

church it up 

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

church it up by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

hump 

the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.

I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.

hump by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

C.H.S. 

1. Acronym for Cheap Hair Spray.
2. Term used to describe a skank.
3. The "cheap hair spray odor" is unmistakable & used to describe skanky or slutty women w/o them knowing what you are saying . . . until now.

After "catching a whiff" of the C.H.S., Tony quickly changed his mind about asking Amy for a dance.

C.H.S. by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

tittie pie 

1. cool, or awesome
2. something unbelievable
3. positive judgement on something

Wow Tom, those free concert tickets are tittie pie brother!

tittie pie by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

3 headed monster 

A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.

Damn, that chick has some humongus titties, she's a fuckin' three-headed monster. (3 headed monster)

3 headed monster by lift-ticket July 29, 2006