Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!

PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004

n,sync

One of the worst bands on the planet who can easily be compared to Britney Spears and The Fagstreet Boys.

NSync is just shit. Seriously.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.

Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004

Jazz

One of the best forms of music. Many people famous for their jazz are Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, and Freddie Green. Very great genre of music.

Jazz is awesome. Except for Kenny G. That guy's music is trash.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.

Las Vegas is America's worst city.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004

Megaman

An overrated yet very fun to play video game system. The best character is ProtoMan. Go ProtoMan!

MegaMan games are fun!!!...Although I've never beaten any of the games...I suck at them.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Invader Zim

Is an awesome show. Nick deserves to have a pile driver shoved up their ass for cancelling it!

Invader Zim is freaking funny! NICK IS A PILE OF SHIT!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004