Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Luigi

Oi, this guy is an underrated Italian. He's often upstaged by Mario, and needs more attention. Luigi is definately a great guy. He's just got a crappy job: The second fiddle to a fat Italian bastard named Mario.

Whoo!!! GO Luigi! He's definately the best!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

hell

Where George Bush was born. Also where he's bound to end up going after he dies.

Life sucks when you know you're going to hell, doesn't it?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

school

Two words: Hell hole.

I mean, come on! When in the hell will people just learn that no matter what they say kids don't give a shit?

School is a place to go if you want to find pot-heads, sluts, incredibly boring lectures that noone listens to anyway, the retarded, slow-witted beast known as the "principle", and any other form of shit that makes one's chlildhood less enjoyable.

Hell, my dad was thrown against a wall by a teacher, and got a concussion.

What the f*** is wrong with people that send their kids to scholl?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 10, 2004

Game cube

A kick ass system made by the good people at Nintendo! I dunno why so many people hate it. Do they think an XBox will do any better? Seriously, GameCube kicks ass!

Go GameCube!! Down with XCrotch and Gaystation!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A piece of shit console.

Gamecube rules XBox' ass!

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

8-Bit Theater

Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.

Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??

Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004

They Might Be Giants

The best band known to man! They've great ones like "Particle Man", "Fingertips", "Turn Around", and many others, including the recently-released "Experimental Film". TMBG is a great band chock full of greatness and originality.

They Might Be Giants is God compared to all other bands! And it's definatley God to the Devil, otherwise known an NSYNC.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 19, 2004