Lieutenant Tarpit's definitions

Protoman

The best character in the MegaMan games. Too bad Capcom never let you play as him...

ProtoMan is a lone wolf, very mysterious, has cool sunglasses, and is very unknown. In other words, he is my type of guy.

by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez

Possibly one of the funniest men ever to walk the planet. He is behind the television show known as Invader Zim.

Nickelodian is full of jerks. I mean, they cancelled Invader Zim!

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004

Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.

Las Vegas is America's worst city.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004

Hells Bells

I'm the rolling thunder; the pouring rain.
I'm comin' on like a hurricane.
White lightning's flashing across the sky!
You're only young but you're gonna die!

I won't take no prisoners - won't spare no lives!
Nobody's putting up a fight!
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!

I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine.
If you're into evil, you're a friend of mine.
See my white light flashing as I split the night,
'Cause if good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right!

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives;
Nobody's puttin' up a fight.
I got my fill; I'm gonna take you to hell;
I'm gonna get you - Satan get you...

Hell's Bells!
Yeah, Hell's Bells!
You got me ringing Hell's Bells!
My temperature's high! Hell's Bells!


Yeow!
Hell's Bells, Satan's comin' to you!
Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now!
Hell's Bells, the temperature's high!
Hell's Bells, across the sky...
Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down.
Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you around.
Hell's Bells, gonna split the night!
Hell's Bells, there's no way to fight! Yeah!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Hell's Bells!

AC/DC's best song is Hells Bells.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 30, 2004

Blarg

A word I thought I made up until I saw how many other people commonly use it.

Hey, guess what? Blarg.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 30, 2004

Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!

PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004

The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!

Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.

by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004