The Beatles

The best band ever. John, Paul, George, and Ringo(His real name is Richard) have created masterpieces such as "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", "Yellow Submarine", "When I'm Sixty-four", and many others. Often described as "old", and "out-of-style" by much of today's (excruciatingly ignorant) youth, but seriously, who wants to listen to the kind of bullcrap that they consider to be "cool"? Examples are as follows: NStink, Shitney Spears and the Fagstreet Boys. The Beatles were excellent. Praise them. PRAISE THEM, I SAY!
Elvis Presly created rock. The Beatles taught it how it should be.
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 10, 2004
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scotland

One of the best damn countries on Earth! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.
Scotland rules! I'm gonna live there one day...
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 29, 2004
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They Might Be Giants

The best band known to man! They've great ones like "Particle Man", "Fingertips", "Turn Around", and many others, including the recently-released "Experimental Film". TMBG is a great band chock full of greatness and originality.
They Might Be Giants is God compared to all other bands! And it's definatley God to the Devil, otherwise known an NSYNC.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 19, 2004
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MST3K

I've only seen the movie, but from that, I can tell that it is fucking hilarious.
"Now why would they put a toilet in the middle of the room?"
by Lieutenant Tarpit November 23, 2004
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Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004
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Jazz

One of the best forms of music. Many people famous for their jazz are Ella Fitzgerald, Louie Armstrong, and Freddie Green. Very great genre of music.
Jazz is awesome. Except for Kenny G. That guy's music is trash.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 22, 2004
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Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.
My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004
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