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Honorary One Percenter

A Useful Idiot/Elitist Worshiper that worships the one percent, supports their economic goals including trickle down economics. Unlike a true member of the 1 Percent, a Honorary One Percenter doesn't have economic capital to truly be one hence his Honorary Status. A Honorary One Percenter can be corporatist, libertarian, or a conservative among other political demographics. What is required of one is their loyalty to the 1 percent and their plutocratic ideals. Including undermine the ability of the people to have a voice in a Representative Democracy
Paul listen to the Honorary One Percenter whine about how horrible the 1 percent in America had it when it came to their tax rate. All the while bashing those who barely had anything for having it easy.
by Libertatis January 26, 2015
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Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.
What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt
by Libertatis December 26, 2018
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Conservative Jones

Noun.
A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.

Originating from comic This Modern World
It was clear to everyone that Paul was a Conservative Jones when he refused to except that Obama's birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot
by Libertatis December 19, 2014
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Karpet Bombing

To take gyms in the surrounding area in Pokemon Go and leave nothing but Magikarp in them in an effort to confuse or troll other Pokemon go users
Annoyed people taking gyms from him and his friend, Paul suggest to his friend John that they engage in Karpet Bombing all the local gyms with Magikarp to troll the users that booted them out.
by Libertatis November 6, 2016
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Activist Public Official

Activist Public Official

A public official on the State or Federal level that put's his/her personal, philosophical, or religious values over the Constitutional Rights of others by denying the public services based on those specific views.

An Activist Public Official ignores the rule of law determined by the Judaical system in the country and state/province they work in and their oath as public official to deny State/Federal rights given to the citizens the public official is sworn to serve.
I didn't expect that county clerk to behave like an Activist Public Official when she tried to deny us state recognition of our same sex marriage Paul said to Bob.
by Libertatis October 17, 2015
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2nd Amending the 1st Amendment

To use free speech suppression on people that don't conform to Fringe Gun nut ideals and/or view points on the internet.
Such acts include

-Harassing bloggers in the comments sections with nasty remarks
-vote gaming on news sharing sites like reddit
-attacking anyone that dares question Gunnut logic
-Doxxing people that don't agree with the Gun Nut view point
Not like what they saw the arm chair 2nd amendment crowd commenced 2nd Amending the 1st Amendment to silence critics on news sites
by Libertatis November 2, 2013
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Unstable Genius

A person or politician who ideas are outside the political mainstream while insisting that their political views or agenda are actual the opposite.

A Unstable Genius is also noted to be prude, arrogant, egotistical, and willingly naive in an effort to protect their pride from being damaged should someone else prove them wrong on any issue.
I have Great Ideas, the Best ideas, boasted the Unstable Genius.
by Libertatis January 13, 2019
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