Lex's definitions

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

Power Cut

The UK slang for "Power Outage"

"I just had a two minuet powercut. How pointless is that?"

by Lex May 7, 2005

batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.

by lex November 24, 2004

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

by lex November 25, 2004

Wolf

hot guy at st.albans who is a master pimp. Is blonde but doesnt(usually)act like one. knows all drugs but doesnt take them...known to wear polos especially pink ones that are hott..has friend mike who doesnt think he can live up to his full pimping potential.

boy1:dude lets go pick up some girls
boy2:we need wolf to coach us he is a master pimp
boy1:sweeeeeet

by Lex December 16, 2004

works it out

Explative;Slang - To work out the creases of the clothes you are ironing by hand. Something similar, but having to do with funk music and/or bootyshaking. ;) (perhaps a reference to working out, like aerobics)

Damn, once that girl gets on the floor she really works it out!
Yeah, man, that DJ Funk certainly works it out!

by Lex May 20, 2004

hotbox

smoking marijuana in a vehicle or room until it is filled with smoke.

we smoked a blunt in the S500, it was hotboxed in 5 minutes.

by lex February 13, 2003