Leslie Fergishaw's definitions

Goopanakah Ali

In the half minute between Christmas and Boxing Day. A Goopuanian holiday where the Goop workers are permitted a half minute break from working. Supervisors will step off of their worker’s head in order for the worker to truly relax.

Thank god it’s Goopanakah Ali. My shoulders hurt like hell!

by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025

Oppressed

A Goopuanian term meaning ‘owie owie, my shoulders hurt.’

Oppressed! I hope Goopanakah Ali is soon.

by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025

Gooper-American

A group of people born in American from Goop descent. The people of Goop left to escape the brutal labor laws and live the ‘American dream.’

My mom is from Goop. I’m a Gooper-American.

by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025

Gooper

A derogatory term for the people of Goop. Used by their supervisors to undermine them.

Did you hear that? That guy just called her a gooper.

by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025

Goop

A country somewhere in Asia. The entirety is a Jeep airplane manufacturer including other miscellaneous factories where the people of Goop work. There are no labor laws in Goop. The people of Goop work tirelessly as their supervisors stand on their shoulders to ensure they are working unless it’s Goopanukah Ali.

I’m going on a vacation to Goop. I can’t wait to see how they make the Jeep airplanes.

by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025

Gooper freedom

The freedom of the people of Goop.

Bro, you have to come to the protest. We’re working towards gooper freedom!

by Leslie Fergishaw September 13, 2025