LeoTheKilljoy's definitions
Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
Get the Urinal cakemug. A main character, usually a girl, who’s a clear self-insert into the story and is annoyingly powerful and important. Often stereotyped with unusually-coloured hair when it is parodied. Almost always supposed to be a ‘clumsy dork’ character who’s unpopular (even though they’re friends with their entire school usually and are almost always dating the guy the supposed ‘popular girl’ (whom everyone actually hates) wanted first but let’s not question that I guess)
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Mary Suemug. Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the September 17mug. Basically nitrous oxide when used as a recreational drug. It’s effects are much like being drunk, but like, the good kind of drunk I think. They are immediate but they only last for a few minutes. The safest way to take it is to release some nitrous oxide into a balloon and sniff it from that. If you’re planning on taking it be careful though, cuz it is a drug and its consumption as such is illegal. Also be safe because I don’t want to be the indirect reason for anyone getting frostbite, being hospitalised or straight up fucking DYING, so don’t say I didn’t warn you but knock yourself out as long as you’re careful. Don’t literally knock yourself out though.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Whippetsmug. Haha, okay, if you searched this up then you’re either a really weird time traveller from the early 2010s, a poor, doomed soul not knowing what’s coming for them, or both. Or maybe you want to see how weird the definitions of this are. Well. Simply put, Superwholock is the reimagining of supernatural, doctor who, and Sherlock Holmes as taking place all in one universe. In other words, tumblr’s worst crossover of the century in the history of ever. It became less prominent in later 2014 following the DashCon……. Incident? Or disaster, whatever, which sparked a theory that the Superwholock fans meeting each other made them realise how unbearable they actually were. (Tumblr user theofficialvincenzo) Superwholock is also an excellent safeword, because it is guaranteed to work as an instant turnoff (tumblr user mcclonalds) basically, Superwholock is hell. If someone mentions Superwholock around you, you have two options:
Option 1: if you’re feeling brave upon hearing the cursed abomination of a word (I mean who the hell thought Superwholock sounded good anyway) then compliment the speaker’s shoelaces, and anticipate a confession to serious burglary on their behalf in response.
Option 2: run, hide, fake your death, and become a missing rogue forever
Option 2: run, hide, fake your death, and become a missing rogue forever
by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024
Get the Superwholockmug. “My asshole feels like I just set it on fire before giving myself a vodka enema with disastrous results”
“Dude, TMI”
“Dude, TMI”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Enemamug. A word that’s considered super vulgar in America for some reason, but in most other English speaking countries it’s pretty much just a synonym for bastard. Apparently refers to the labia minora or some other vagina part
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Cuntmug.