Haha, okay, if you searched this up then you’re either a really weird time traveller from the early 2010s, a poor, doomed soul not knowing what’s coming for them, or both. Or maybe you want to see how weird the definitions of this are. Well. Simply put, Superwholock is the reimagining of supernatural, doctor who, and Sherlock Holmes as taking place all in one universe. In other words, tumblr’s worst crossover of the century in the history of ever. It became less prominent in later 2014 following the DashCon……. Incident? Or disaster, whatever, which sparked a theory that the Superwholock fans meeting each other made them realise how unbearable they actually were. (Tumblr user theofficialvincenzo) Superwholock is also an excellent safeword, because it is guaranteed to work as an instant turnoff (tumblr user mcclonalds) basically, Superwholock is hell. If someone mentions Superwholock around you, you have two options:
Option 1: if you’re feeling brave upon hearing the cursed abomination of a word (I mean who the hell thought Superwholock sounded good anyway) then compliment the speaker’s shoelaces, and anticipate a confession to serious burglary on their behalf in response.
Option 2: run, hide, fake your death, and become a missing rogue forever
Option 2: run, hide, fake your death, and become a missing rogue forever
by LeoTheKilljoy January 08, 2024
‘Neil banging out the tunes’ refers to an image of a bald-looking rat in front of a toy keyboard captioned ‘Neil banging out the tunes April 13th, 2006’. It has become particularly popular in the Lemon Demon fandom, as Neil Cicierega shares a name with this meme.
Tumblr poster: holy shit it’s April 13th you know what that means
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi
by LeoTheKilljoy October 04, 2023
by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024
A word that’s considered super vulgar in America for some reason, but in most other English speaking countries it’s pretty much just a synonym for bastard. Apparently refers to the labia minora or some other vagina part
by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024
The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024
Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party
by LeoTheKilljoy January 08, 2024
Every fangirl’s favourite mental nuclear missile. ‘Frerard’ is the ship name for Frank Iero and Gerard Way, the rhythm guitarist and frontman of My Chemical Romance, respectively. It all started when the duo had a reputation for their ‘stage gayness’ in which they fought homophobia by acting, as the words ‘stage gayness’ suggests, gay on stage for each other. They never dated, to clarify, and they never had any actual romantic feelings for each other as far as we know (and as far as we should be concerned, because that’s pretty personal), and they’re both married to women and have children now, but when they did do the stage gay stuff, it was because they loved making homophobes uncomfortable. This kind of backfired because they found out that people were… into that. Really into it. The entire band ended up knowing of the *explicit* slash fanfiction (the 2000s emo/alternative scene was a fucking time if I’ve ever seen one) and shipping the weirdass fans turned their statement into. So they decided to stop with their stage gay duo act. Sadly, that didn’t stop the manic emo dream kids, and that’s why frerard crap still pops up on my tumblr dashboard occasionally to this day. These shippers need to be stopped or so help me.
Random emo: Hey, I wonder if there are any good mcr fics on heeeEEEEROH GOD IT’S FRERARD AGAIN OH GOD OH SHIT
by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024