LeoTheKilljoy's definitions

Superwholock

Haha, okay, if you searched this up then you’re either a really weird time traveller from the early 2010s, a poor, doomed soul not knowing what’s coming for them, or both. Or maybe you want to see how weird the definitions of this are. Well. Simply put, Superwholock is the reimagining of supernatural, doctor who, and Sherlock Holmes as taking place all in one universe. In other words, tumblr’s worst crossover of the century in the history of ever. It became less prominent in later 2014 following the DashCon……. Incident? Or disaster, whatever, which sparked a theory that the Superwholock fans meeting each other made them realise how unbearable they actually were. (Tumblr user theofficialvincenzo) Superwholock is also an excellent safeword, because it is guaranteed to work as an instant turnoff (tumblr user mcclonalds) basically, Superwholock is hell. If someone mentions Superwholock around you, you have two options:

Option 1: if you’re feeling brave upon hearing the cursed abomination of a word (I mean who the hell thought Superwholock sounded good anyway) then compliment the speaker’s shoelaces, and anticipate a confession to serious burglary on their behalf in response.

Option 2: run, hide, fake your death, and become a missing rogue forever

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Teenagers

A really cool song by hit American rock band My Chemical Romance (often abbreviated to MCR or My Chem)

(Really cool guitar) Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

by LeoTheKilljoy October 21, 2023

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Mary Sue

A main character, usually a girl, who’s a clear self-insert into the story and is annoyingly powerful and important. Often stereotyped with unusually-coloured hair when it is parodied. Almost always supposed to be a ‘clumsy dork’ character who’s unpopular (even though they’re friends with their entire school usually and are almost always dating the guy the supposed ‘popular girl’ (whom everyone actually hates) wanted first but let’s not question that I guess)

Marinnete from miraculous ladybug is such a goddamn Mary sue

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Enema

Inserting liquids into your anus for medical purposes. Seriously. This is an actual thing.

“My asshole feels like I just set it on fire before giving myself a vodka enema with disastrous results”
“Dude, TMI”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Weeb

Someone who likes anime. Can be pretty embarrassing at times, or have suspicious internet activity, since a lot of anime’s have questionable content in them, but they can be alright people, I guess. As long as they're not creepy and just like anime, maybe collect some figures of characters or something, then they’re pretty cool people. Don’t judge a book by its cover I suppose. Note that not all anime enjoyers like to use this label due to its modern perception. But in the end, if you consider yourself a weeb, then knock yourself out.

Guy 1: Are you a weeb?
Guy 2: I am a big fan of naruto and spyxfamily, but I wouldn’t consider myself that. I really like anime, but it’s not a huge part of my life.
Guy 1: Oh. Okay.

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024