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Girl 1: hey.... where is your boyfriend Joe Bob? I thought we could double date tonight....
Girl 2: his parents are out of town so he is home alone with the dog..... living out his petish fantasies without me.....
Girl 1: oh.... that makes sense now.... cuz I saw him at the grocery store and he must have had 3 or 4 containers of peanut butter....lol
Girl 2: OMG.... I'm so jealous!!!
Girl 2: his parents are out of town so he is home alone with the dog..... living out his petish fantasies without me.....
Girl 1: oh.... that makes sense now.... cuz I saw him at the grocery store and he must have had 3 or 4 containers of peanut butter....lol
Girl 2: OMG.... I'm so jealous!!!
by LemmeF1ndOut January 30, 2022
Get the Petish mug.The act of a female performing oral sex on a male and him only taking a " second " to cum, or just cumming very quickly.
Well.... it had been a week since Jonathan had his penis in my mouth so it only took a suckond to cum!!!
by LemmeF1ndOut March 18, 2021
Get the suckond mug.A darting team containing a female ( with an ass that makes other females jealous ) and a male ( that knows how to find the middle of a dart board )
Even though we got last in our dart league every one was jealous of our team name " the booty & da-bull bull ".
by LemmeF1ndOut January 11, 2021
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by LemmeF1ndOut January 16, 2021
Get the methamphetameme mug.Derived from the word halitosis ( chronic bad breath ). Holitosis refers to any other foul smelling Orifice on the human body but is generally used to describe a foul smelling vagina.
When we started to mess around...I noticed her halitosis was so bad I didn't want to kiss her.... so I immediately put my head between her legs and her holitosis made me vomit.
by LemmeF1ndOut April 2, 2022
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