jonathan's big dicktionary

It is every single word ever learned by Jonathan, stored safely inside his enormous heads....

Immediately following his rap battle versus the well known rap king Skittles , Jonathan referenced Jonathan's BIG DICKtionary to ensure he had the vastest array of word combination

by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

Rigamerection

An erection caused, after death, from rigamortis.

I didn't realize dudes could get a boner when they died until I got that job at the morgue and saw at least one rigamerection a day.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 09, 2020

methamphetamumbles

The act of talking so fast while high on meth that people cannot understand each word cuz they all run together

I'll tell you what my tweaker buddy Bill sure did talk fast he's got methamphetamumbles for sure......

by LemmeF1ndOut March 05, 2020

Upside down bowling pin penis

A penis that is shaped like an upside down bowling pin with the base being thin and the head being extremely girthy.

Robyn wanted the credit she felt she deserved..... after all..... she was the one who sucked off the man with the upside down bowling pin penis

by LemmeF1ndOut November 27, 2021

redicktion

The act of a male restricting his ol' ladies access to his penis including any and all sexual acts for punishment purposes.

Stephanie : GOD I'M SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED!!!
Julie: Why? Don't yell at me!!!
Stephanie: I'm sorry..... it's not you.....I forgot to do the dishes yesterday..... and Jonathan put me on redicktion and I miss his perfect penis already!!!

by LemmeF1ndOut January 16, 2021

sucking privilege

This is the true definition for oral sex on a male. Some know it as a blow job when in fact there is no blowing...... Information gathered from both men and women agree it is in fact a "sucking" action... And unless it is being paid for it is not a job..... There for I believe it should rightly be called a sucking privilege.....

The 'ol lady gave me the best sucking privilege I've ever had last night.

by LemmeF1ndOut March 02, 2020

Petish

A pet fetish..... dog..cat..horse..exotic cat..etc.

Girl 1: hey.... where is your boyfriend Joe Bob? I thought we could double date tonight....
Girl 2: his parents are out of town so he is home alone with the dog..... living out his petish fantasies without me.....
Girl 1: oh.... that makes sense now.... cuz I saw him at the grocery store and he must have had 3 or 4 containers of peanut butter....lol
Girl 2: OMG.... I'm so jealous!!!

by LemmeF1ndOut January 30, 2022