redicktion

The act of a male restricting his ol' ladies access to his penis including any and all sexual acts for punishment purposes.

Stephanie : GOD I'M SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED!!!
Julie: Why? Don't yell at me!!!
Stephanie: I'm sorry..... it's not you.....I forgot to do the dishes yesterday..... and Jonathan put me on redicktion and I miss his perfect penis already!!!

by LemmeF1ndOut January 17, 2021

temper mantrum

A temper tantrum thrown by an adult male......

Man 1: where is Bob
Man 2: the wifey wouldn't let him come golfing

today because he hasn't mowed the

Grass yet. I saw my first ever temper mantrum when I went to pick him up

This morning!

by LemmeF1ndOut September 07, 2022

Funny Boning

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.

Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else

by LemmeF1ndOut October 07, 2021

jonerous

Combining the name Jonathan with the word generous....... Because he is.....

Jonathan sure looks out for a lot of people and is very Jonerous with his resources......

by LemmeF1ndOut April 11, 2020

Tippy knees

The act of elevating to the tallest point possible while on your knees.

Stephanie while providing sucking privilege had to get on her tippy knees in order to get my entire shaft down her throat.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 08, 2020

sexubus

A succubus, in training, in human form, to later take over succubus duties in the after life

Stephanie just found out that's her after life is already written in stone she's going to be a succubus because right now she's a sexubus

by LemmeF1ndOut October 19, 2020

suckond

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male and him only taking a " second " to cum, or just cumming very quickly.

Well.... it had been a week since Jonathan had his penis in my mouth so it only took a suckond to cum!!!

by LemmeF1ndOut March 18, 2021