This is a signal to all around that you are both useless, unimportant and the weakest human being ever.
Jon loves his Man bun. Because of this his girlfriend Zoe left him, all his friends left town and don't talk to him any more, as well as he was disowned by his family. Don't be like Jon cut your hair.
Jon Is vaping. Now Jon has no friends not loved ones. Don't be like Jon. Don't smoke at all or, be a functioning member of society and smoke a cigar, cigarette or blunt.