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CAT 6

CAT 6 racing or "hipster racing" refers to commuter cyclists who race one another during their commutes to work. As opposed to CAT 5 roadbike racing, CAT 6 racing starts when a stranger riding a bike tries to pass another cyclist and the other cyclist speeds up rather than let them pass. This creates an impromptu "hipster race."

CAT 6 races are often started by testosterone-pumped mountain bikers trying to pass roadies or roadies who are horrified that a girl on a beat down huffy is pasing them going up hill.
Did you see that fucker try to pull a CAT 6 on me? He wouldn't let me pass him on the bridge when I was coming back from lunch.
by Leisure Class Hero November 20, 2010
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Slutterati

(-plural noun) Not to be confused with the glitterati, the slutterati are famous for their penchant for sleeping with legendary numbers of men and their general slutty demeanor and reputations.

"Loose women".
Paris Hilton and the rest of her slutterati crew have to do kegel exercises just to keep their guts from falling out through their distended fishcaves on to the dance floor.

Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.

Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
by Leisure Class Hero September 20, 2010
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Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 25, 2011
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Flat Biller

A person who wears a cock-eyed ball cap with a perfectly flat bill perched askew on one's head. Pejorative.

A fad originally started by black "urban youth" which denoted prosperity (because new hats have unformed bills). Leaving the price tags and labels on was common as well, indicating that the wearer could afford a new hat. This falls under the social phenomena of "nigger rich".

Like most "street fashion", this style has largely been appropriated (or stolen) by privileged white hipsters who want to express solidarity with black urban youth, and indicate that they too are "hard" and "from the streets".
"It's so ironic to see so many lily-white flat billers cranking hip-hop in their monster trucks and jeeps."

"Why do Flat billers even bother to wear caps? They fall off their head when they lean over and they definitely don't keep the sun out of their eyes... Maybe it's to keep their ear from getting sunburned when they are driving?"
by Leisure Class Hero November 30, 2009
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American Taliban Beard

(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.

Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.

Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.
by Leisure Class Hero October 19, 2010
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Bakefeets

(n) Bakefeets is an American bastardization of the Dutch word for "box bicycle": bakfiets.

Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.
I.AM.SO.FUCKING.SICK. of smug yuppies hogging the entire road with their bakefeets going 0.2 mph.

Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?
by Leisure Class Hero December 17, 2011
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Meat Hipster

Meat hipsters used to be vegetarians (when it was trendy), then vegans (when it was trendy). Now they are meat hipsters or "sustainable" & "conscious eaters".

Meat hipsters ritualize charcuterie, butchery, back-to-the-land farming and the myth of the pastoral agrarian paradise. They take classes in how to cut up whole hogs, composting and permaculture.

A school of thought brought to the masses by Michael Pollan's "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "In Defense of Food".
Wow! Check out Anne stripping the meat off those BBQ ribs!

To think that she was a preachy vegan like two months ago and now she's an unabashed meat hipster... What will it be next? Eating kosher?
by Leisure Class Hero September 17, 2010
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