To be followed or surrounded by an entourage
of friends who never seem to be able to afford your lifestyle and thus sponge
Standing at the bar ordering a drinks, everyone put their order in but when it came to paying, no one seemed to have cash. Excuses ranged from, "I lost my wallet in the toilet cubicle", "forgot my pin number at the atm" to "promise the next round is mine". My spongetourage is truly well and following me.
A job initially completely underestimated in size but going ahead anyway with same budget in place.
Please do not be offended by the decisions made under the constraints of this little joblet!
An expression of astonishment to be used by women who, while attending a busy event and nature calls, walk into a public toilet to find no queue ahead and a cubicle open.
Lady 1 "I was rocking
at the concert
last night and you won't believe what happened?"
Lady 2 "Tell me tell me."
Lady 1 "There was no queue in loo
and I just walked straight into a cubicle. I was totally bogsmacked
, that never happens!".
Lady 2 "No way!.
The partner in a relationship who is awarded the task of operating the alarm clock
and thus becoming the snooze operator
. This can either be beneficial or detrimental to either or both parties especially if the operator has a penchant for multiple morning snoozes
"Jeez honey, I am going to be late for work, you are a terrible "snooze operator"!"
When your girlfriend buys you beer, she is enbeered
to you! You will immediately look at her with love. A very enbeering
thing to do. (endeared)
"You won't believe that my girlfriend thought to buy me beer before the bottle store closed!"
"Really, that is so thoughtful."
"Yes I am enbeered
to her for life, what and enbeering