Legobatman2139's definitions

The Death Of PornHub

Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.

Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.

by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021

Lego Batman 2 DC Super Heroes

the squeal to Lego Batman The VideoGame. it may not be perfect but it was the first Lego game to involve speaking Lego figures and it got its own movie but that's something for another time.

Bro1: hey bro wana play Lego Batman 2 DC Super Heroes.
Bro2;heck yeah bro.
"inserts disc"
"12 hours later"
Bro1:that was so fun.
Bro2:ZZZzzzzz....

by Legobatman2139 October 5, 2020

The Batman Tumor

The Batman Tumor Is Someone who believes Batman is the best superhero and wishes kill anyone who thinks otherwise and if they are superman fan bless their hearts because soon they won't have one

Dad: hey son I was thinking we could go see that "new" movie.
Son: What Movie Is It?
Dad: Oh Well I know your like superheros so I thought we should go see the "new" movie called "Man Of Steel"
"2 hours later"
News repoter: Breaking News!!! Single Father of 2 Found Brutally Murdered In His Own Home.
As You Can See The Son Clearly Suffered From The Batman Tumor.

by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021

Lego Batman The Videogame

An amazing piece of work that's has a few minor issues but that's ok because its 8 years old and still holds up. By the way its way better than Lego batman- more like Lego justice league 3.

Bro1: hey bro Whana play Lego batman The VideoGame
Bro2: Sure bro im gonna go get my ps3/xbox360.
Bro1: alright bro.
Bro2; Alright bro im back.
Bro1: cool bro.
Plugs in consle
Bro1: This is Gonna Be so Cool bro.
Bro2: yeah bro.
Game: NO
Bro:1&2 That was so fun bro yeah bro :(.

by Legobatman2139 September 28, 2020

Rescue

I'm here to save a man who was last seen here in the urban directory and last heard when they sent an sos called "help" I'll report in if I find anything thing Bravo Out-

Report #1: I've yet to spot anyone or anything + There are so many words I'm loosing my mind. I'm gonna go check out the lego isle Bravo Out

Report #2: IVE FOUND SOMETHING not much but... Its just an empty water bottle I'm Getting Close Bravo Out

Report #3: i i Found him he's just a pile of bones i can't believe it.... Jesus

Report #4: this is my 3rd time calling pickup team i don't know why there not responding. I'm running low on water if they don't pick up soon I'm gonna have to send out a SOS so somebody can rescue me .. Jesus Christ. Bravo Out

-END OF MESSAGE-

by Legobatman2139 June 21, 2021

Schrodinger's Friend

Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.

just did

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by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021