Legendary Films's definitions

mudpack

Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!

Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.

jaay woke up one day with such a serious mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure.

by Legendary Films September 21, 2004

necrofelch

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.

jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.

by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

kernelchaser

A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.

richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Bloodoo

Bloody doodoo

After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.

by Legendary Films October 12, 2003

frontwiper

1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.

Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

blemen

Blood mixed with semen

After being denied sex from his wife, yet again, jaay began to masterbate profusely; thus producing a massive case of blemen.

by Legendary Films October 15, 2003

crackstrap

1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.

I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.

by Legendary Films October 20, 2004