blart

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.
After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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Bloodoo

After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.
by Legendary Films October 12, 2003
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kernelchaser

A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.
richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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Butt Slaw

What comes out of a vegetarians ass after gorging on ruffage.
After Jaay Whittington found out that red meat irritates his colon he became a vegetarian. One day he binged on cabbage thus producing the worst case of but slaw ever recorded.
by Legendary Films September 14, 2003
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frontwiper

1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.
Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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Murph

Cool new word we invented for a pussy.
Man, I could eat this chick's murph for days.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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cornhusker

After gorging on corn for about three days, a person will take a horrifying dump into a strainer. A "cornhusker" will take this strainer full of corn-blow and run steaming hot water over it, thus washing all the steaming doodoo away. All that's left is husks of corn, and the cornhusker will eat them.
After learning that Teresa was a professional cornhusker, she appeared even more digusting than usual.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
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