by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
After jaay whittington's case of horrible buttslaw had ended, the damage to his sphincter was irreversible. He now suffers from bloodoo on a regular basis.
by Legendary Films October 12, 2003
richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
After Jaay Whittington found out that red meat irritates his colon he became a vegetarian. One day he binged on cabbage thus producing the worst case of but slaw ever recorded.
by Legendary Films September 14, 2003
1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).
2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.
2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.
Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.
jaay will always be a frontwiper.
jaay will always be a frontwiper.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004
After gorging on corn for about three days, a person will take a horrifying dump into a strainer. A "cornhusker" will take this strainer full of corn-blow and run steaming hot water over it, thus washing all the steaming doodoo away. All that's left is husks of corn, and the cornhusker will eat them.
After learning that Teresa was a professional cornhusker, she appeared even more digusting than usual.
by Legendary Films September 20, 2004